I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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