you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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