you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
In America we eat man semen.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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