I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
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Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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