I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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