It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
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Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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