i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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