It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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