ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
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He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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