i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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