I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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