My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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