i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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