This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
The adults are the big ones right?
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