I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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