could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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