i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
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If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
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Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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