I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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