so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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