dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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