Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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