I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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