People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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