it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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