Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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