i permit you to call me
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Randomize
