Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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