He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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