Your dad touched me again.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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