obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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