he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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