Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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