I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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