So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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