Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
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I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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