Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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