my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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