so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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