did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
you never un-have a 4some
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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