Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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