I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
We left the knife in your bed.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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