I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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