your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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