Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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