Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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