Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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