I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
how drunk are you?
Several
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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