Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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