I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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