I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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