Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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