This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Randomize
